Disorder in the Court

Communicating is harder then it looks. Making the rounds by email again ... supposedly recorded verbatim by Court Reporters who had the torment of staying calm and remaining professional while these exchanges were actually taking place
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the
next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Psychic Reading Can Help with Saturn-Uranus

AND SO SHE ASKED HER WISE GUIDE, WHAT SHALL I DO??

How to get through this period of Saturn-Uranus, and Pluto ...

This is the horoscope for Leos from astro.com, but it is good advice for you, whatever your sign, and for any day, not just today.

As you watch the sun dip below the horizon tonight and you observe the clouds turning from pink to purple, review the day, Susan. Lock your head in with your heart and make sure that the two are in tune. Think about your emotions and thought patterns of the day and how they affected your actions. Determine if your actions were a result of either your rational mind or your fluctuating moods.

If you would like to learn more about this getting the head and heart together, let me know. I offer a course in emotional intelligence, because that's about your emotions (intuition) and your intelligence(thinking).

Part of this is learning about "hemisphere dominance.: Take this online 'test' and let me know how you do. Or click and past this into your browser:
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22492511-5005375,00.html

Those of you who have already taken it, if you could make the lady change directions at will, you'll have an easier time switching from intuition to intellectual thinking. Take the test. If you can't make her change directions, or she doesn't automatically change directions, I can give you some of the ways my clients have been able to do this.

Intuition (heart, right-brain) is best for knowing what you really want. Then use your intellect to map out the strategy. I can help you with both.

Through readings. I also offer an Internet Course on Intuition. Click here to register and pay.

Your INTUITION is what tells you what is true to your heart.

Those of you who could make the dancing lady change directions now know that you can switch from left to right brain at will. Use intuition first. Get your answer. (During this transit,this procedure can take a lot of time, and some back and forth. Both alternatives are likely to have some appeal. It is also likely at least one other option will enter the picture for you.